i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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