Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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