margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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