i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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