He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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