you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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