so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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