i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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