I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
