I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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