What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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