I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
it's like heaven, but drunker
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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