my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Need sex. Gaining weight.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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