Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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