I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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