My balls are so social today.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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