member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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