But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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