is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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