i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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