She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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