But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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