in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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