you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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