I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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