i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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