Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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