I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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