It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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