You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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