butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Never underestimate the power of titties
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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