Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
50% drunk capacity currently
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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