Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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