It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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