Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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