Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You took a bar mat shot.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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