I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
