No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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