You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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