you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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