O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
