D3 body, D1 cock
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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