Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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