how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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