I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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