Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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