I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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