that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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