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I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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