doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
His hands were made for my vagina.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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