Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
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