i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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