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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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