belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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