I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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