i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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