so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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